Esau Wood saws wood

All of the wood Esau saw, Esau sought to saw. And oh, the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood. But one day Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. Thus the wood, Wood would saw was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. So Esau sought a wood-saw that would saw wood. One day Esau saw a wood-saw saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw wood. And I never saw a wood-saw saw wood like the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw that would saw wood. Now Wood, saws wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood.

My Grandma gave me a piece of paper with this little gem on it, I think my grandfather used to have this memorized...

-matt-